log 8, 1.4.24.


sorry for being MIA, guys! i had bronchitis! i was sleeping for days on end, i think about 80 hours in five days... too long! but it was nice. we've been working behind the scenes, so i had to work on that too. I'm actually writing this while 10,000 feet in the air on a plane to new york city. yup, i get around, but I'm working, i swear! lots of updates i can't talk about right now. you guys know how it is. You probably saw how mods and such have been added to the twitter! yup, yup! it's weird being in the sky, i usually travel by train or foot. don't get me wrong, i've been on hundreds of planes, i'm like a regular taylor swift, but with everything about boeing coming out, i guess i'm just praying to Fyodor a teeny bit more, LOL. I'm on a 737 MAX, the ones from those lawsuits, but if you're reading this it means my prayers were answered and i lived, or i coughed up enough money for in-flight wifi like a cuck. can i say that on here? cuck? i don't care, actually.


Anyway, happy birthday to Nikolai Gogol, patron saint of poison, clowning, and coney island! Canonized by tenfluenza, we appreciate and worship him! i said this before, but april fools isn't a real holiday because it's not something that fits Fyodor's vision for the world. With all the lying and such, why would it? Oh, how terrible it is! i can't imagine why anyone would enjoy such a holiday, one that exists as an affront to humanity itself! humanity exists as the greatest depiction of life and truth that anyone could ever imagine, and yet we suddenly have this holiday celebrating the opposite! it's sacreliege! it's blasphemny! sinful! et cetera! how dare you! anyway, i'm taking like,a nap now or something. byee.
- cervus



i realize i haven't posted the shrine here. so, here it is.


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