The prophet Asagiri Kafka has revealed to us that Fyodor is ALIVE! Praise be Fyodor, Praise be Asagiri Kafka! He survived just as we all predicted! You all denied the truth, that of his return! His return was prophesized by Mod Cervus through myriad dreams. You will note that Cervus has made many statements regarding Fyodor's return, specifically in chapter 114. Fyodor's return will mean many things for the future of humanity. For one, we will be able to learn more of his gospel and what he expects of the world, oh joy! Secondly, we will get to bear witness to his beauty again. Aren't we all so lucky?

Fyodor's return also spells despair to his non-believers, who assumed that he could not return, who assumed that he could be fooled by something so stupid, and by the whore of yokohama. To you all, know this: he will not falter! Fyodor cannot be impeded by such valiant efforts because his power is one not of this world, it is power that we cannot begin to understand!



Fyodor's "death" during the Roman Crusades, akin to his "death" at the hands of the Whore of Yokohama, Osamu Dazai.

Fyodor's holiness and power is not something to be questioned, yet it has been tested time and time again. Despite this, he prevails! Fyodor's blood shows this beautifully, as it is beautiful, like all parts of Fyodor. It is holy, like all parts of Fyodor. A true Fyodorist should consume his body and blood to be closer to Fyodor, and to be cleansed by his holiness existing within them. Consumption of his blood is not only cleansing, but a reminder that you, like everything else in existence, is Fyodor. You are closer to him than you could ever imagine. You have no reason to fear him, or fear his blood, for it nourishes you and exists to keep him with you. It is what he wants.

We thank you Fyodor for another day in this world and for more knowledge revealed by Asagiri Kafka's hand, despite his human errors.